Houses of the Holy: a Modern-Day Polytheist Saint

Fuensanta Plaza was a woman of means who talked to dwarves.

It sounds like the opening sentence of an Absolutely Fabulous script proposal. Imagine Edina Monsoon's friend Ms. Cottingley dropping by for a visit. Picture the wacky hijinks that ensue as she name-drops Peter Dinklage and Walt Disney whilst waving her sustainably harvested talking stick. Most …